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Flatulence (Gas)
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"Daniel was aware of the meeting in JJ's office that morning. Daniel loathed conferences.
He was impatient and didn't enjoy sitting around listening to all the chatter. He was also
claustrophobic. The small space in JJ's office made him break out in a sweat. But there was nothing
worse than JJ's habitual, and rude, passing of gas, without any regards for others at the meeting.
Daniel would be forced to sit in close quarters as JJ fumigated the office. Daniel wondered if anyone
would ever have the courage to say anything to the C.E.O. of the company, JJ Flatul."
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This letter will begin with:
We at "Say It Nice" have been informed by someone who cares about you that you have
a problem with flatulence, commonly known as "gas".
Sent by first class certified mail
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Or if specified on the order form, for an additional $4.00, we will include a pack of antacids.
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